As heard on the 1XX Breakfast Show with Colin Magee.
She dug the plot on Monday
the soil was rich and fine,
she forgot to thaw out dinner
so we went out to dine.
She planted roses Tuesday
she says they are a must
they really are quite lovely
but she quite forgot to dust.
On Wednesday it was daisies
they opened up with the sun
all whites pinks and yellows
but the laundry wasn't done.
The poppies came on Thursday
a bright and cheery red.
I guess she really was engrossed,
she never made the bed.
It was violets on Friday
in colour she adores,
it never bothered her at all
the crumbs upon the floors.
I hired a maid on Saturday
my week is now complete,
my wife can garden all she wants
the house will still be neat.
It’s nearly lunchtime Sunday
and I cannot find the maid.
Oh no! I don't believe it,
she's out there with the spade.