As heard on the 1XX Breakfast Show with Colin Magee.
Never judge a day by the weather.
The best things in life aren’t things.
Tell the truth - there’s less to remember.
Speak softly and wear a load shirt.
Goals are deceptive - the unaimed arrow never misses.
He who dies with the most toys - still dies.
Age is relative, when you’re over the hill, you pick up speed.
There are two ways to be rich - make more or desire less.
Beauty is internal - looks mean nothing.
No rain - no rainbow.
No husband has ever been killed by his wife while doing the dishes.